Hat & Mustache
Showcase your own flair for self-promotion in this instantly identifiable Mario gear. Just pull on this puffy, elastic-backed, foam-filled, polyester hat with an appliqued “M” logo and affix the faux fur mustache (adhesive included) to your upper lip and you’re all set to slide down some pipes, bop some goombas, and maybe even rescue a princess or two. Or just find a friend in green and launch the most identifiable plumbing company in your neck of the woods. That might wind up being the more lucrative option, but it probably won’t be quite as much fun.
Hat and self-adhesive faux mustache.